What do I need to do?


— P.G. Wodehouse

You think it’s a coincidence your friend just happened to show up in Hong Kong? He’s here looking for you! When you logged into your email, it set off an account alert. Dead men don’t check their email, Oliver.

Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it’s a world, or a relationship… Everything has its time. And everything ends.

  doctor who    so pretty    q  
Ashamed of his monstrous form, the Beast concealed himself inside his castle with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21 st year. If he could learn to love another and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomedto remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?


Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

Save what has been lost,
Bring back what once was mine,
What once was mine.


I wish we were like phones and could plug ourselves into walls to recharge because I am at like 2% right now.

Does everyone really think that Felicity and I are…? No. Just everyone who works at Queen Consolidated[nervous laughter] She’s just a friend…



“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”

#the greatest caption in the history of the world

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